“Almost nobody dances sober, unless they are insane.”
- HP Lovecraft
Apparently I'm insane because one of my sister's friends has agreed to teach JJ and I a dance for our wedding. It is very sweet of her and I'm anxious to see how this turns out, however, I have two left feet and JJ is 6'6". Enough said.
I suppose it would not be socially acceptable to be un-sober for this lesson? This is kind of what I have in mind....