Let's play a game.
It's called: What's under your desk at work.
I just came back from my third (or fourth?) run to the coffee pot and was forced to take a look at the grim state of my under-desk.
Contact Solution? Check. Booties hand-knit by someone I don't know? Check. Candle Diffuser? Check. Special K? Check. Dirty JCrew flip flops? Check. Heated Vibrating foot massager? Heck Yes!
I see a theme: feet. Weird.