Hey baby, wanna Tweet?

I wish I was cool enough to understand the Twitter craze. I guess I shouldn't be surprised since it took me until the end of college to really "appreciate" the glory of Facebook. I am having trouble getting past how dirty it sounds to TWEET someone. Surely I'm not the only one running into this problem?

Other things I've recently realized I am not cool enough to participate in include: above the knee boots, the Atkins diet, teacup pigs as pets, and understanding "Jersey Shore" lingo.

I do however feel really COOL because I organized my desk drawer today but separating each office supply into its own compartment. Take that Twitter!