Why can't I search for "trophy wife" on monster.com

While I was eating dinner tonight I was playing around on my computer (have I mentioned I don't have cable and I live alone so I have no one to talk to except for the dog?) and wound up on Monster.com. I have a job so I am not sure how the course of clicks led me to this job-search database.

"What sort of skills do you feel you are good at?" the website prompted me. Hmmmm.

"Type some key search terms" it asked, to which I entered TROPHY WIFE.

Nothing. There are no postings in or around the Columbia area, in case any of you out there were wondering. I guess I'll have to stick with the children's non-profit I work at until something turns up.